Me: You deserve two bitchslaps from me.
Boyf: *SLAPS HIMSELF*
Me: No, that doesn't count unless I land my hand on you cause you're not a bitch.
Boyf: Define bitch.
Me: H-I-L-D-A
An hour later, he called again.
Boyf: I know what's bb already? (BB is what he calls me lol)
Me: What?
Boyf: Bimbotic and bitchy
Me: -___- Awww, smart-ass. Thanks for the compliment!
So I was like 'now you deserve three bitchslaps for me'. Now he calls BB every 5 minutes and keeps giggling after that and he made me realised that B stands for a lot of other words like
I have such an awesome-possum boyf don't I? That's why I love him :)
6 comments:
lol.. bitchslap = love? =P
aww. haha i like that widget you have at the side that tracks how long you've been together!
kenwooi: HAHAHA yess, that's how i express love jkjk
hsiwen: aww, thankss. i like it too. so tiny and cute (:
Hahaha! So cute! I shall bitchslap my bf too! lol.
oooh... me myself won't kena bitchslapped before... but kena bitchy-pinched by schoolmate. Ouch! xD
Aww.....so sweet and hillarious!!!
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